We finally got a small freezer and put it in the laundry room right across from the washer/dryer. Of course, it immediately also became a repository of clothing. This is problematic, as the lid opens.
When I came home from LA, I went in to do my laundry and noticed a sign:
It made its point.
I thought about adding a modifier before “shelf” like “only” or “primarily.” Maybe I will.