Dear Johnny, Please come home. Your father promises he won't argue so much and he will call you by that bird-name.
I can’t quite imagine the personal ad my parents would have printed, but like this one, I doubt it would have done any good.
Remember to catch Larry on KCSM, FM 91.1, tonight (October 9) at 9 pm PST with Mal Sharpe, autographed photos to give away, and cuts from the Ponderosa Stomp. You can stream this live on the web.