Economics and balls

From Larry, via an old fraternity brother.
The sport of choice in the inner city is BASKETBALL.
The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is FOOTBALL.
The sport of choice for white collar workers is BASEBALL.
The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.

Which leads to this conclusion: The higher you go in the power structure, the smaller your balls become.
There must be a ton of people in Washington playing marbles.


Larry and The Creakers

Larry belongs to an over 65 softball league, called The Creakers. They play every week, have a website, and a lot of fun.  Here’s a typical email exchange:

Fred:   I have a watch that was found in the parking lot adjacent to HF 3/4. Describe it and it is yours.

Larry: It was a gold Rolex with an inscription that said, “I’ll love you madly forever.   Lolita”

Fred: Close.